First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 17, 2025

First

When Josh is first when replying on Erik's pic of the day

Erik!!!!

it's just amazing how i am always first!

Sent at 7:42pm

by t-100 January 19, 2025

First Degree Frostbite

Ouch... Probably not slacks with no underwear in -20⁰ ± windchill weather... Ouch...

Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

first few minutes

When you first meet a new woman

Within the first few minutes she wanted my cock in her mouth, she was hungry...

by Cheese N Cecil February 12, 2025

First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025

Frustpicious

when you are frustrated and annoyed at not being able to do something, but you have the slightest suspicion that someone might be preventing you from doing it

Person: Hi person 2! What's going on?

Person 2: I can't find my kangaroo, and now I'm starting to get frustpicious.

Person: Oh, uh (nervous). I have no idea where your kangaroo is. Yeah.

by red_gamr3 February 27, 2025