mans bottle

A bottle keep for containing urine when suitable facilities are not available, such as in a vehicle or next to the favourite sports watching chair. Typically only used in cases of lazyness when one doesn't want to pull over and stop or get up and miss the game to go take a piss.

"The game was going into overtime with both teams dead even and I couldn't leave to take a piss, so I used my mans bottle and saw the rest of the match"

by mrh@nky August 31, 2011

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 08, 2017

First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 18, 2025

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

Devil's curry

When you have such a hot and spicy curry the night before, when you go to the toilet and poop it out it smells just like it did going in and you wonder if it's good to go for another round

Man, I had a hot vindaloo last night, and today I had round 2 of the devil's curry

by mrh@nky May 10, 2025