That moment when you open a sharpie and inhale its beautiful scent, having your entire childhood flash by in seconds. Then you're back to doing whatever you need to be doing.
You: (opens sharpie to start drawing and freezes)
Friend: What are you doing?
You (back to being normal): Oh, I just had a shmel.
Friend: What are you doing?
You (back to being normal): Oh, I just had a shmel.
by red_gamr3 February 18, 2025
that split-second terrifying moment, when you think you've lost your phone, but it's actually in your pocket
Person 1 (look sterrified): Aaah!
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1 (relaxes): Oh, yeah, I just phumbled.
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1 (relaxes): Oh, yeah, I just phumbled.
by red_gamr3 February 13, 2025
MrBeast: Click the big red button and win a million dollars!
You: I can't, I have erythroclickophobia
You: I can't, I have erythroclickophobia
by red_gamr3 February 03, 2025
when you are frustrated and annoyed at not being able to do something, but you have the slightest suspicion that someone might be preventing you from doing it
Person: Hi person 2! What's going on?
Person 2: I can't find my kangaroo, and now I'm starting to get frustpicious.
Person: Oh, uh (nervous). I have no idea where your kangaroo is. Yeah.
Person 2: I can't find my kangaroo, and now I'm starting to get frustpicious.
Person: Oh, uh (nervous). I have no idea where your kangaroo is. Yeah.
by red_gamr3 February 27, 2025