Sleep nazi

Someone who won’t let you sleep. They are constantly making noise or doing something to wake you up so you can’t sleep

My neighbor is such a sleep nazi wanting to cut their grass in the middle of the night

by Mandinew June 1, 2022

Sleep

Go get some, you’ve been up for a long time, go get some sleep, the eye bags are weighing you down, and you either have school or work, so you should get some sleep before you are too sleepy to go to work, so go get some sleep.

‘Hey, you have eyebags, go get some sleep’

by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

sleepchawking

Unconcious and Non-Consentual Chawking that usually occurs in men with big dicks and can sometimes cause uncontrollable bleeding. Another phrase for this term is an "undercover male period" or "sharpening the pencil at midnight"...

me: I think I was sleepchawking last night.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.

by jordf June 11, 2022

sleep

something i need rn and something that we need

i wanna sleep rn

by big_al's_bf June 17, 2022

Sleep

When you’re really tired and you close your eyes you sleep

It’s 12 o’clock it’s time for me to sleep

by AFK93 June 18, 2022

Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.

Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"

by bug boy June 21, 2022

Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022