Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022

Milk placing

It’s when you ask someone where they place their milk in the fridge. Top, bottom, middle shelf areas. If they answer top they are into tops and if they answer bottom they are into bottoms and if they answer middle they are switches.

Where’s your milk placed? The top, it has to be on the top. No it does not it goes at the bottom. Ok now I know, you’re a bottom. What did you jsut do? I just did something called milk placing.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022