take a hike mike 

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

take a hike mike by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

It’s national worship Mike Day

This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.

Bro it’s national worship Mike day.

It’s national worship Mike Day by Mike Fav April 12, 2020

Creepy Mike

A person named Mike, who has mastered the art of lurking in the living spaces of unsuspecting victims.

Monique and Natasha felt victimized by Creepy Mike when he groped their breasts, and then vanished instantly.

Creepy Mike by The Victimized College Student October 17, 2008

ben dover and eat mike hawk 

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it

hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

ben dover and eat mike hawk by bendoverandeatmikehawk October 9, 2020

drunk mike 

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

drunk mike by hans September 20, 2004

philly mike

Someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from Philadelphia. They are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible Italian accent. Moist hands. Goes to gino's. Lose's coffepot on occasion.

Man, that philly mike just shook my hand with his/her hairy moist hand.

philly mike by William Frankfurter November 30, 2006

The Mike Main Special

A sex act in which you preform 5 positions in 5 minutes and then blow it on your partners chest.

Guy 1: I gave a girl the Mike Main Special last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!

The Mike Main Special by The kid99 November 1, 2009