fuck a duck 

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

fuck a duck by siliman rebrag December 4, 2004

Freakin Duck 

A 2-Bit Duck that Strong Bad wants to get away from.

Sombody get this freakin duck away from me!

Freakin Duck by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Shower Duck 

The sound a fart makes in the shower

I was taking a shower and farted. Man you should have heard that Shower Duck.

Shower Duck by Las Vegas shark June 25, 2008

Banana Duck 

1) Our omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity that gather in cults to plot our demise.

They are found in flocks of 2 or more creating congregations that we mortals can never understand.
It is also something to adopt and look after as they are statues :)

Gab: I need this now, look at this banana duck statue
Jemma: Show it respect, they are our lords (deity)
Chloe: Look how curvacious they are

Banana Duck by helpmehaha September 14, 2021

Fuck a duck in a truck 

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.

1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

Fuck a duck in a truck by Asksomeonewhocares April 14, 2014

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

The polite exclamation that should be shouted if one is a midget wrestler running away from the dragon/duck from the atari adventure game "ADVENTURE"

"Sombowee geh tis fweekin duck away fwom me"- the deleted scene from the thriller "SEARCH FOR THE YELLOW DELLO" It was deleted- sorry, baleated- because of Homestar's bad language. That's what you get for trying to copy Stong Bah. Imean, Strong Bad.

somebody get this freaking duck away from me by ME SO IDIOT April 22, 2003

suck and duck 

the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!

suck and duck by Kendall Brooklyn June 16, 2008