chinesium

Any metal whose properties fail to meet the expectations for the role in which it is found, and whose source is probably "Made In China". "

My wrench broke in three places... It must be made of Chinesium!

by sparkycivic June 30, 2016

Chinemerem

A Nigerian name meaning God has done it for me. It is mostly used for girls. They are mostly fair in complexion and very beautiful. They are smart, kind and fun to be with. Chinemerem are easy going kind of people. They can be very friendly and can't be taken for granted. They are very determined, strong and independent. They don't fall in love easily but when they do it's from their heart and won't take you for granted. They make loyal friends and girlfriends. They are mostly extroverts. They are usually very hard-working and intelligent. They are goal- oriented set of people. They are usually very unique. They know how to make you feel happy when you're sad. They can be annonying sometimes. They are usually very cooperative and trustworthy. They are very good friends. You are lucky if you find a chinemerem because they are the best kind of people to hang out/ stay around with.

Person 1: The class seems boring.
Person 2: because chinemerem is not around.
Person1: Where's she? Please go and call her.

by Promzy- b.. December 22, 2020

Chinesium

An element not found on the periodic table. A crappy metal or plastic substance made in China in the manufacture of ALL Chinese exports.

The only stuff under the Christmas tree this year is Chinesium crap.

by R Vegas July 9, 2010

chinesium

The material used in products that guarantees that the product will break within the first week of usage.

Your new iphone case broke? It was probably made of chinesium.

by DirtyDan20xx May 1, 2019

Chines

When someone goes above and beyond and is considered more than a mate.

Dirk - Jesus mate, you've helped me out today
Lucas - No worries Chines

by Dirkulees June 24, 2019

Chinesium alloy

The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufactoring products made in China. Which vary in performance/quality due to disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being different, and in rare cases, even dodgy.

"I don't understand! We have the exact same gel blasters, why is yours better than mine?"

"Chinesium Alloy mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies in a backyard in Queensland.

"I didn't trust guitars made in china 10 years ago, Chinesium alloy was a major factor back then. Good thing it's changed now."

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must be the chinesium alloy."

by Maximus Penetratus January 6, 2019

chinsel fiber

Little pieces of debris in an unwanted area. Usually prick hairs, crumbs, or dust that is hard to remove.

Dude I spent all day cleaning my car trying to get rid of all them chinsel fibers .

by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016