Baker

A short person with homosexual tendencies. Is commonly mistaken for an oompa loompa.

That guy looks to be a baker. He is actually shorter than his shorts.

by me123454321 January 13, 2009

Bakeress

(bey-ker-is) -noun
1)A medical person who bakes coconut laden brownies of the 'special' sort.
2)A shoe throwing maniac
3)A jewish woman
4)Someone who works with a poor quality LPN.

Origin: 2008 VA, before 1000 ME bekere

"Gosh, I wish that Bakeress would stop yelling at plants and do some work around here."

by Chief Red January 24, 2008

Baked

When you can't comprehend what is being taught

This work has me absolutely baked

by You already know my name March 14, 2022

Dutch Bakery

When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.

"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"

by ZEU58 February 2, 2010

Steffi Baker

fit as fuck

very sexy lady

by Kie April 23, 2004

baker street

the baker street, known technically as the Perinium is the portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone. Simply put, the part on the womens body between her anus and her pussy, often a sweaty area to venture towards. Named after the tube stop because it is the only place where you can switch from the brown to pink lines effortlessly.

i was licking this girl out round the baker street and my tongue slipped onto the bakerloo line, ouch!

by Nox Noctics July 24, 2006

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008