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Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
Wizard by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018
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wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
An extremely impressive, entertaining or awesome feat, person, action or event.
Luke gave me some wizard head last night.
Wizard by LittleLukey-Poo1 January 10, 2019
Ounce (Wizard of Oz)
Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?
Wizard by Rasklaat Robbie March 6, 2019
(Adjective) Wacko, weird, crazy and busy
Jason: Yo, how was the date last night?
George: It was wizzy, she started meowing.
Wizzy by Jizgado April 18, 2019
A badly organised plane that turned out to be a fizzer
Looks like he’s done a wizzler
wizzler by Mick12101992 May 6, 2019