kill yo'self 

a phrase used to tell somebody they're crazy after making an absurd comment.

basically it's something used to say "you must be out of your mind," or "you must be crazy."

"Demarcus, I know you gunna let me copy your homework"

"Kill yo'self"

kill yo'self by Lethal Intent September 17, 2005

Bill Self

Head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks mens basketball team, hired in 2003 after Roy Williams left for UNC. Has also coached at Oral Roberts, Tulsa, and Illinois. Has led three different teams to the Elite Eight, and led the Jayhawks to the Final Four in 2008.

Bill Self's Jayhawks were the first to occasionally wear red uniforms since Larry Brown's 1988 national championship team.

Bill Self by Moose909090909 April 5, 2008

note to self 

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.

Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.

note to self by christopher July 9, 2004

low self esteem 

whats women have givin me

girls have acalle dme ugly and mean thing salmy life no wonder im always depressed

low self esteem by DROOPY November 27, 2004

Massachusetts Self Defense 

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

Massachusetts Self Defense by ue300 May 18, 2006

Pleasuring Ones Self 

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release

1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"

Pleasuring Ones Self by Stev3.13 January 13, 2009

Will Self 

To Will Self, i.e.

a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary.

b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"

A - I cannot believe you're defining someone so coruscating and whimsical within the confines of such a minute oblong!

B - What?

Will Self by The Seventh Si January 6, 2005