low self esteem 

whats women have givin me

girls have acalle dme ugly and mean thing salmy life no wonder im always depressed

low self esteem by DROOPY November 27, 2004

Massachusetts Self Defense 

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

Massachusetts Self Defense by ue300 May 18, 2006

Pleasuring Ones Self 

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release

1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"

Pleasuring Ones Self by Stev3.13 January 13, 2009

Will Self 

To Will Self, i.e.

a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary.

b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"

A - I cannot believe you're defining someone so coruscating and whimsical within the confines of such a minute oblong!

B - What?

Will Self by The Seventh Si January 6, 2005

high self esteem 

An affliction which causes people to think they are way hotter than they really are. This affliction often leads to heinous wardrobe choices and/or embarrassing behavior.

Look at that girl strutting around in her three-sizes-too-small jeans with her muffin top hanging out! She totally suffers from high self esteem.

Did you hear that loser down the hall asked out the hot girl next door? He better check his high self esteem before her boyfriend kicks his ass!

high self esteem by tkrazy April 9, 2008

Spontaneously self-combusted 

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

Spontaneously self-combusted by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

commit self deletus 

Asking someone to die in a way of programming.

I hope you commit self deletus, Jim.

commit self deletus by RobloxGam0r October 9, 2019