Caged Sausage 

A fat chick who wears clothes entirely too small and is entirely too large.

OR

A chick who you can tell will someday be a fat chick.

That girl eats a lot. Someday she will be wearing the same clothes and exploding out of them like a caged sausage.

Caged Sausage by cagedsausagelover December 28, 2010

Awkward Sausage 

A person hanging out with one or more people and is:

1. Not talking or making little to no effort to start or sustain a conversation
2. Killing the "vibe"
3. Noticeably sticking out from the group as if he/she were a white man playing streetball in Compton
4. Not really wanted, but just sort of there
5. Overall somerone who will be remembered for being so awkward and so...weird

Example One:
Chad: "Dude lets hang out"
Blake: "Yeah sure man...oh crap here comes Dillon"
Dillon: "Hey"
Chad: "Hey man"
Blake: "Hey hows it going"
Dillon: "Good.............................................Hows Life?"
Blake: ".....Dammit Dillon why do you have to be such an awkward sausage."

Example 2:

Pete: "So I saw you were making your move on Lisa last night"
Carl: "Well I was trying but frcken Tim was following us around the whole time and doing nothing but staring at us with his creepy little eyes."
Pete: "Dammit, Tim's such an awkward sausage"

Awkward Sausage by UrbanMessiah November 19, 2011

Making Sausage

The action of clasping someone's penis with both hands and twisting the skin in opposite directions.

Victim: She is a virgin so she ended up making sausage.
Friend: That's rough man.

Making Sausage by WadofMeat April 21, 2019

Babinski's Polish Sausage 

Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.

Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.

Babinski's Polish Sausage by really nice chair man November 5, 2011

Buttered Sausage

The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.

My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.

Buttered Sausage by TornHorse January 19, 2011

Spicy Italian Man Sausage 

A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"

Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!

Spicy Italian Man Sausage by Bradley Anderson April 18, 2005

man sausage

the gay mans term for a wiener

Like OMG I touched his man sausage last night. lemme tell you...it was HUGGGEEE

man sausage by I forgot to wipe my ass...again October 15, 2005