Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan February 15, 2018

joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank

Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 03, 2016

robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021

Joking ( joking joking )

Said unnecessarily at the end of a sentence as a filler word. Sometimes said twice. Ie. Joking joking.

This does not mean you are actually joking- although sometimes it does.

On this particular Occassion, joking ( joking joking )

by Jeff Jefferson. January 29, 2016

Inside Out joke

A once inside joke that has been repeated so many times it is no longer secret, and or funny.

Thom: Dirty Drumsticks!
Steve: Damnit, who let Thom in on the joke?
Kevin: Probably Billy; It won't be long until he forces it into an inside out joke.

by NotJakeSV May 01, 2011

Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018