Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.

The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.

by chigga12345 April 14, 2024

Jokes

Your funny and the Pearson laughed

Guy 1:*tells a joke*
Guy 2: “Haha” your jokes. 😂😂

by Je m’appelle October 13, 2021

Jokes

Something funny to tell other people

I have tons of jokes to tell to everyone

by XxTeddyplushxX May 22, 2021

Joke

Something you call an insult before someone made a comeback or negative reply.

"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"

by PI55 September 3, 2018

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012

joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.

Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.

by Cerulity June 5, 2022

joke

something stupid people wont get like pussy

Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill

doug - i dont get that one bro

Bob- just like pussy

by Cromsy February 22, 2021