Fruitsafari 

Hunting for the best fruit at the market

I went on a fruitsafari today and found some awesome fruit at the farmer’s market.

Fruitsafari by Doozieoozie July 2, 2018

papa fritz 

some one thats a father figure,one that treats you as an adoptive son.an older person with long hair and a beard that does good things for others. santa clause jerry garcia jesus christ

papa fritz bailed me out, no questions asked. i was going to join a gang, then papa fritz talked me out of it.

papa fritz by blessed with love April 11, 2011

Fruitcel 

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.

Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.

Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

aux fruits de terre 

French. Literally, "Fruits of the earth." Above ground faggots.

Derived from "aux fruits de mer." Fruits of the sea. Underwater faggots.

Those two men are "aux fruits de terre" -- they are fart farming faggots.

aux fruits de terre by NiraMillson December 5, 2016

Tub Fritter 

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

Tub Fritter by fritter monster August 21, 2010

Fruitcage 

A funny name for the vagina.

Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel

Fruitcage by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009

Fruity

When someone says something a lil bit gay, but not gay enough to be gay g a y.

Ares: No homo but I would open my ass cheeks for you

Bob: No homo but you’re like my bestest best friend in the world and i could kiss you right now
All of us collectively: Dats kinda fruity doe 😳

Fruity by chaoticbitch May 6, 2019