french brown 

A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.

Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"

Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."

french brown by Jakeensmorck February 26, 2018

French felching 

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth

Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts

French felching by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018

French Dip 

Its where you are vigorously eating out your partner while shoving a baguette dipped in marinara down their throat

Baby, I want to try the French Dip tonight.

French Dip by PP destroyer May 9, 2018

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

French Blastoise by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

French Weekend 

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

French Weekend by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

French Picnic 

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

French Picnic by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018

french elmo 

A general term referring to a sexual act that is not very common, unusual or bizarre.

"Hey bro, I'm gonna try to french elmo my girl next time"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"

french elmo by Dr. Monk_ June 10, 2018