fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"

by kooljess702 August 29, 2017

Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world

Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017

Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow

“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”

by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017

Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty

Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.

by Sometin Bout U Girrrl April 21, 2018

Recycled facial

When he unexpectedly cums on your face, so you snort the semen. The recieving end in turn coughs it back onto the man's face.

Can't believe she gave me a recycled facial last night!

by Aloha_snackbar011 January 14, 2018

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018