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one big steamin pile of scuzzlebutt, poop, or a man who dresses up like a cow and likes to have little boys come and milk him
that siddy, was malesting me
siddy cow by Bobby June 20, 2006
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Asian Cow Bear 

When a Panda has oral sex with a certain prostitute that is making weird animal noises that give others a clue
My best friend Tyler just pulled an Asian Cow Bear on my recent ex-girl friend
Asian Cow Bear by Sk8erinhuman November 20, 2010
v.-- to intimidate without rationale
Sally was mad cowed by some pigs for no reasons at all.
mad cow by Kyle January 15, 2004

Houdini Cow tipper

At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!
"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"

Russian cow tail 

When a man and a women cut off some of their pubic hair and then proceeding to put it on the tip of the man's penis while there is a bit of sperm so it sticks,then having vaginal sex with the girl while the pubic is on the penis
That Russian cow tail last night was amazing,it hurt a little bit but it was so pleasurable.
Russian cow tail by vanilla sun October 14, 2011

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow 

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.
" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.