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Abercrombie 

Those boys must be gaysians, they're both wearing Abercrombie shirts...
Abercrombie by flugzeug November 13, 2009

Abercrombie bitch 

Man who wears womens jeans, and pays 150$ for a pair of ripped up shirts and pants. AkA Nick Kleiber
Damn dude, look at nick kleiber, what a fucken Abercrombie bitch.
Abercrombie bitch by JonnyC March 15, 2005

abercrombie and fitch 

A shallow, superficial, materialistic clothing brand that encourages ignorance and superficiality among teenagers and uses pornographic images in their ads. They use phrases on their t-shirts such as "school should be optional" or "I don't school let get in the way of my social life," forcing idiocy upon teenagers. Abercrombie and Fitch brain-washes teenagers into believing that $60 for a t-shirt is not at all expensive. In addition, a size XL from Abercrombie and Fitch is about equivalent to a size Medium at another store.
1. My not being able to fit into the size XXXXXXS jeans at Abercrombie and Fitch led to me anorexia.

2. I don't think knowledge and education hold any significant value, because Abercrombie and Fitch said so.

Abernathy 

abernathy is a word you use when your not sure what to say or to replace another word
I abernathyed her till the sun came up. When she grabbed my abernathy I wasn't sure what to do.
Abernathy by J-bomber October 30, 2008

Aberzombie 

The sort of tragic young homosexual scene-queen that is obsessed with the faux-distressed clothing they purchase at the AF stores
"Oh God those Abrezombies, I don't want to be them!"
Aberzombie by Carlos Ramirez April 18, 2005

Abercrombie and fitch 

Started back in 1892, originally called Abercrombie & Co., Sold hunting gear, mainly african themed. Some years later, a lawer named Ezra Fitch, a lawyer and frequent customer to Abercrombie, joined partnership. Thus starting Abercrombie and Fitch.

Abercrombie and Fitch was THE store to buy anything- Be it a toothbrush or a foot stool. However, overtime, the sales slowly dropped and Abercrombie and Fitch went into a Regression. Around 1996 I believe Abercrombie & Fitch was bought out by a Bigger clothing manufacturer, and started producing clothes. Their sales sky rocketed, and have been up ever since.

In current times, Abercrombie and Fitch is the drinking pool for Popular, rich american youth. From items priced at $9.90 to $198.00, you can pretty much find anything; Flip flops, jeans, shirts, colonge, hell- even backpacks and postcards.

Subjected to Ridicule, most people fail to see the point of Abercrombie and Fitch. Yes, it sells pre-ripped jeans and faded shirts, because that is the current style.

No, they have not always sold ripped jeans, but they have people working around the clock to follow trends. People who whine and complain about Abercrombie usually cannot afford or access the store, so they poke fun at it.

However, they are completely ignorant and oblivious to such Brands as D&G, and A|X, which ACTUALLY sell T-shirts for $100.

So, let people who love Abercrombie simply love Abercrombie. Speaking from personal opinion, i made the switch from Surf clothes and such to Abercrombie because of the comfort and durability.

So, I leave you with this ancient proverb.

"Buy cheap, get cheap."

p.s. for those who banter "stop shopping at Abercrombie and go to laCoste" needs to drown. LaCoste, like Abercrombie, is made in Sweat shops, but sells for about $40 more per polo shirt then Abercrombie. But then again, maybe you've never been into Saks Fifth before.
My grandmother owns Abercrombie and Fitch rhinoskin footstool set - no joke.

"Where did you get that cute skirt?"
"Oh, it came from abercrombie and fitch."

"You're wearing Abercrombie?! What, did you pay $100 for that shirt?!"
"Uh, no, I payed 15 dollars for it."

"Lolz guyz, letz make fun of dem abercrombie fags lolz"
"yayuh, they payed 100 dollars for ripped jeans."
"hey, want to go buy a trench coat from hot topic? they're onsale for $210"
"Lolz, sure man dat be cheap"
Abercrombie and fitch by Winn June 22, 2005