App Twat

Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.

"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".

App Twat by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010

Mozzarella Twat 

Mozzarella Twat(noun)

Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.

Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"

Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"

Mozzarella Twat by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013

condescending twat 

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant

Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"

condescending twat by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

Little Twat Syndrome 

A term used to describe a complete pain in the arse who thinks they have ADHD, but in fact have been a little twat from birth. This condition is usually only known by their mother.

"Mum, I think I have ADHD. No you don't son, you have little twat syndrome. You've had it since you were born."

Little Twat Syndrome by Jester1988 December 5, 2016

Toxic Twat 

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.

Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.

Toxic Twat by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Roughly Shaven Twat 

The term used when a cooch has never been shaven and then one day it is shaven by an inexperienced virgin girl. Normally the shave job is rough, scratchy, or overall terrible.

On retracting my hand from this broads pants my fingers were sliced by her roughly shaven twat. Hot damn!

Roughly Shaven Twat by Rachael Brennann March 25, 2009

One Eyed Twat Hammer

Penis, Cock, Male genitalia

Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"

Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!

One Eyed Twat Hammer by Bloke A! October 23, 2009