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shartcast

A rapid, contiguous succession of shitfarts. ie: a persistent stream of sharts.
After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.
by chrisnegu October 23, 2006
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shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
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shart

when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out
dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.
by arlie September 5, 2004
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thunder shorts

Nickname for a prize winning fart champion who is so flatulent that the powerful gaseous rumbling nearly blows his shorts clean off.
We called him thunder shorts; he was truly the master blaster.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019
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loafy shorts

some annoying v1nce clone who always says "quite possibly" and always tries to force his voice deeper because he wants to walk talk and act like v1nce. He usually ends his videos with: Leave a like or else this pancake will go under your bed or something simillar to that which is ironic because he just calls some pngtubers cringe and bad yet he still does the whole 2019 clickbait youtuber type persona
loafy shorts: unfunny joke frost is so cringe!! also leave a like or this spider will eat you
Skeletons: bro were too tired of roasting jellybean time to shit on this cheeseball
by Lolorator360 April 12, 2022
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Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.
I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
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Sharted

When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
by Allan1297 September 8, 2015
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