soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".

The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.

by WordsmithForTheMentallyFeeble June 17, 2017

Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs

No I don’t want you hand shake sausage

by Bones712 December 10, 2022

sausage special

Two small sausages , regular chips and a can of coke from Uncle G’s fish and chips in Weston-Super-Mare

Fuckin’ hell , I am starving , best get me a sausage special.

by westonfish July 03, 2019

Sausage Saloon

Sausage Saloon is a South African Franchise that offers Hot-dogs and other fast foods

Sausage Saloon - hotdogs

by Conrad Kruger November 28, 2013

Sausage Catcher

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

by ThePitcher December 02, 2012

Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 09, 2021

Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022