A fat chick who wears clothes entirely too small and is entirely too large.
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A chick who you can tell will someday be a fat chick.
OR
A chick who you can tell will someday be a fat chick.
That girl eats a lot. Someday she will be wearing the same clothes and exploding out of them like a caged sausage.
by cagedsausagelover December 28, 2010
Get the Caged Sausage mug.A person hanging out with one or more people and is:
1. Not talking or making little to no effort to start or sustain a conversation
2. Killing the "vibe"
3. Noticeably sticking out from the group as if he/she were a white man playing streetball in Compton
4. Not really wanted, but just sort of there
5. Overall somerone who will be remembered for being so awkward and so...weird
1. Not talking or making little to no effort to start or sustain a conversation
2. Killing the "vibe"
3. Noticeably sticking out from the group as if he/she were a white man playing streetball in Compton
4. Not really wanted, but just sort of there
5. Overall somerone who will be remembered for being so awkward and so...weird
Example One:
Chad: "Dude lets hang out"
Blake: "Yeah sure man...oh crap here comes Dillon"
Dillon: "Hey"
Chad: "Hey man"
Blake: "Hey hows it going"
Dillon: "Good.............................................Hows Life?"
Blake: ".....Dammit Dillon why do you have to be such an awkward sausage."
Example 2:
Pete: "So I saw you were making your move on Lisa last night"
Carl: "Well I was trying but frcken Tim was following us around the whole time and doing nothing but staring at us with his creepy little eyes."
Pete: "Dammit, Tim's such an awkward sausage"
Chad: "Dude lets hang out"
Blake: "Yeah sure man...oh crap here comes Dillon"
Dillon: "Hey"
Chad: "Hey man"
Blake: "Hey hows it going"
Dillon: "Good.............................................Hows Life?"
Blake: ".....Dammit Dillon why do you have to be such an awkward sausage."
Example 2:
Pete: "So I saw you were making your move on Lisa last night"
Carl: "Well I was trying but frcken Tim was following us around the whole time and doing nothing but staring at us with his creepy little eyes."
Pete: "Dammit, Tim's such an awkward sausage"
by UrbanMessiah November 19, 2011
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My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.
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