Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

noodle man

mario

mario is a noodle man

by noodleman13344 January 2, 2021

Noodled

1. When you throw spaghetti at someone.

2. When you get slapped by someone’s noodle

1. HA! You just got noodled!

by Deadliestman619 March 3, 2021

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

noodledqddy

Noodledqddy, used when your describing a person of great victory.

"Wow, Joe Biden sure is a noodledqddy."

by noodledaddy January 20, 2021

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021

Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021