Alex

has a massive schlong

alex has a really big schlong

by deez 1234 March 14, 2022

Alex

takes it raaaa up mans batty bc he like it nice and sweet uh uh yeah man good puss

batty man alex

by scotty salt March 15, 2022

alex

a name girl boy or other

hey alex is a complete pice of shit

by frogflowerhat March 15, 2022

Alex

A player and always in a relationship. You can’t even process how Alex can pull so many bitches. Also a W man’s and W bf he’s just a W in general.

Greg: Look at Alex I wanna be like him when I grow up.

by big.dick.herb March 19, 2022

Alex

literally the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, just one conversation will make you fall in love with him absolutely and unequivocally adorable and sexy when he wants to be. You will treat him right or all the devils and gods of every religion will come after and you will be burned with a thousand suns I will kill you if you hurt him. So beautiful inside and out, his grey-blue eyes like a swirling ocean in a storm, chocolate hair that glistens in the sun, so pure and radiates a light that no one can even explain. So much more than any of this, but it's impossible to put it into words, it's ineffable. he is life.

'i love alex so much, i cry over him'
'alex is so smart and kind, he knows so much about Minecraft and FNAF and I love him'
'I would kill everyone for alex, and then myself if he wants me to'

by ilyalexalicegeorge March 19, 2022

Alex

Squishy among us plushy that everyone likes to squeeze and nut inside of.

I just bought an Alex yesterday

by gabuttsexman March 22, 2022

alex

an amazing boy with a good personality who’s really funny who has dirty blonde hair that was pink at one point and he has pretty blue eyes and he’s sweet when he’s mentally stable

omg did you see that one guy?? whats his name??

oh thats alex..

by g0thz0mb1e666 March 22, 2022