Driscoll Surprise

This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick..

There is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.

by The Real Driscoll February 25, 2005

Chappelle Surprise

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"

Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?

Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

suiphobia

sui=self
phobia=irrational fear

suiphobia is an intense, irrational fear of oneself. This is still possible, but the person would have to have multiple personalities or some psychological disorder. Otherwise, it would not likely be possible

that guy faints every time he looks in a mirror. Either he has suiphobia or he is very ugly(fugly)

by this website is ruined February 4, 2007

surprise pot

To become high unexpectedly.

He forgot he ate those magic brownies and became suspect to surprise pot.

by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007

chocolate surprise

having diarrhea in a girls vagina then eating it out

nick gave his dream girl, eryn, a chocolate surprise

by fdawg34234 August 5, 2012

two finger surprise

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.

Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

Salsa Surprise

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)

This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007