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Driscoll 

The act of being a lazy douche bag, over paid and under worked, low level brain capacity, but still insists on using large words far beyond his intelligence such as I Digress. Six generations behind on the evolutionary scale, and may also be seen wearing a 20 year old dirty, dingy Denver Broncos jacket.
That old bastard doesn't do anything at work but sleep under his desk, take 4 lunches, bum cigarettes, and reminisce about the old days, then he still takes credit for all the work, what a Driscoll.
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Driscoll 

boy or girl- A super intelligent and cute person. She/he is a stellar student and is beautiful. This person will be really successful.
You're like a driscoll because you're smart and pretty!
Driscoll by Paris Geller April 26, 2017

Driscoll 

a fucking savage who is so legit that they need to lock him up
That guy over there is such a driscoll, he's all over your mom right now.
Driscoll by San Jose Lover March 24, 2010

Driscoll 

Someone, usually a white Irish kid who is always either playing video games, or is always on their computer.
Dude, all u do is play PS2. You're such a friggin Driscoll!
Driscoll by Izzle Fizzle April 1, 2007

Driscoll 

1. A sexual position whereby the male forcibly inserts his entire fist into the female and repeats numerously.
That bitch definitely got Driscolled, she hasn't been able to sit for a week.
Driscoll by heeheho56 March 14, 2009

Driscoll 

Child Molester, Creepy, Usually a short slumpy annoying half blind crosseyed paranoid annoying retarted hockey fan that drives a ford escort.
omg..is driscoll here tonite???

Driscoll 

driscoll has no say
Driscoll by know one likes you March 14, 2019