pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!

Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.

by sicha_beast August 11, 2022

two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

by elmarkio February 25, 2023

Shannon Stone

Shannon stone was a dad who caught a baseball for his and nearly died

Shannon Stone was such a good dad

by potato_incorporation April 20, 2023

soul-stone

verb
1.complete the final task on an agenda to take the soul out of your competition
2. vanquish fairly

“Livvy Dune was once a blonde college gymnast who was incapable of being ignored, but easily replicated; however, now that she is an SI swimsuit model, she has soul-stoned all dupes.”

“Some will argue that LeBron has yet to achieve GOAT status. I, however, argue that he soul-stoned Jordan when he won his third championship with Cleveland.”

by idontgiveafwhaynobodysaysimhim May 9, 2023

stepping stone nigga

someone that is used or helps someone reach a goal and is droppeds, dumped or simply not needed anymore. some one you moved on on to someone else after they did something good for you.

example: After my wife achieved her dreams of opening an insurance broker business, she wanted a divorced. Even though I went to school and supported her for that business. I guess i was just a stepping stone nigga to her.

by anonymous July 16, 2023

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023