Definitions by elmarkio

two stone 

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

two stone by elmarkio February 25, 2023

splurge 

cum

oh no i have splurged on my vintage blackwhite money store album vinyl from the band death grips

splurge by elmarkio April 15, 2021

chim 

(Noun) refers to any living specimen, usually cats or people
\ (adjective) used to describe something as funny, cool or nice

using it with broken english is recommended, only makes you look more like a degenerate

Example 1
1) hey chim what are doing
2) simply chillimg chim
4) okang m make beat now

Example 2
1) hey am have just finished with beat
2) hey show
*shows sexy fire trap beat*
3) WOAH THATS FIRE CHIM
4) yes

chim by elmarkio April 15, 2021

Poglin 

Poglin is an English dialect used to communicate through Instagram.

Poglin originally came to be from speaking like an absolute idiot, usually when drunk or under the influence of drugs. It became an actual dialect on instagram in 2020 from a video of farming kelp on Minecraft Realms, later going viral. There are now over 1,000 speakers worldwide.

Person 1: Okong chim!!!!! hey!!!!!
Person 2: fuck you

Person 1: piblor swaglin...?
Person 2: ARGHHHHHHH I AM JUST TRYING TO LISTEN TO DEATH GRIPS
Person 1: Hey are mad? OK!!! Stay mad chogger while I listen to drain gang and speak Poglin

Poglin by elmarkio November 23, 2020