gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

gumming a sausage log by XxRedxX May 28, 2023

smoke sausage 

see blowjob

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy

smoke sausage by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

Sneaky sausage 

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

Sneaky sausage by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009

Battered Sausage 

the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)

me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it

Battered Sausage by battered sausage man April 24, 2010

Shit Sausage 

A human made of shit, wrapped in skin, usually the Fuck ugly people who try to cover up what they really are with Human Skin. Commonly reffered as, People who look like shit.
Basically, people who cover up their real identity that they are complete lumps of shit, and use fake human skin to cover it up.

Boy: Hey, You look like shit.
Girl: Do I?
Boy: Yeah, your full of shit! Just like a Shit Sausage!
Girl: *Cries*

Shit Sausage by TheShitster July 12, 2009

summer sausage 

A term used for a mans shorts that are cut too short, usually hugging the groin area tightly. May notice penial peakage on observation.

She contemplated asking him out, until he got up from the table and she noticed his summer sausage. She quickly ran away and was hit by a car.

summer sausage by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003

Chipolata sausage 

Chipolata is the word used to name small sausages. Therefore it can be used to describe a guy with a small, little, tiny, short dick, or you could call him a small, little, tiny, short dick. Or it can just be used in any sentence instead of 'small, little, tiny dick!' HAHA

for example ryan tanser has a chipolata sausage

Chipolata sausage by bitch972423344 July 27, 2010