Jesus took the wheel 

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel by nwordslayer240 September 8, 2019

Jesus-Effect 

The act of surrounding oneself' with glaringly less attractive individuals in order to deceptively increase oneself' ego/value.

That girl isn't that pretty dude, look at her friends, total Jesus-effect.

Jesus-Effect by AwesomeSaucePan December 6, 2019

Jesus H. Christ 

The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.

Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.

Jesus H. Christ by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019

Jesus police 

A Jesus police is a person of authority who has shot and killed an innocent , unarmed person ..

He don’t even believe in Jesus .. !!
Why’d he call the Jesus police .. ??

Jesus police by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020

Jesus Frappe 

An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.

"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"

Jesus Frappe by PhatJuicyAss April 25, 2020

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

Jesus Hair by Jack Lone May 25, 2020

jesus tea 

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

jesus tea by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020