dildock

Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.

Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"

by cds333 November 20, 2014

dildobaker

a substitute for all vulagirty...

You dildobaking ass or you're a dildobaker....

by Jaffar March 31, 2003

dildonator

a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.

Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.

Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.

Bill:yea.

Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .

by duck tape November 12, 2009

Dildonic

An 80s retro dildo fuck!!

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.

by up teh butt September 7, 2007

dildomuffin

a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.

shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin

by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005

Dildoed

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.

Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.

by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008

dildonik

a mechanical dildo that has an plug for its vibaration.

that girl need to ues a extension cord to plug in her dildonik insted of using batteries for her dildo

by adam aka bart May 11, 2004