Afternoon Playtime

The same thing as afternoon wood. An erection that occurs when waking up after the noontime hour.

It's 1 o'clock baby. Time for some afternoon playtime!

by ShineThatLight December 20, 2010

Aftershit

An uncommon phenomenon that occurs after taking a normal shit, then hanging out on the can do to relief or for the sheer stench of it. After no less than a minute (or more) later, unexpectedly taking another shit (usually lesser than the first).

This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.

An Aftershit must be separate from the original shit by at least 60 seconds to be considered a true Aftershit.
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"

by The Dumpmaster January 2, 2011

Afterdraft

After a sweaty hot session, when your partner finally peels him/herself away, you get afterdraft

Honey, while you're up can you please close the window, i' getting afterdraft!"

by Fairyfiend November 26, 2010

aftertweet

the second thoughts that you just had after you a) ran out of characters or b) hit the enter button on Twitter.

I tweeted him and told him he was being stupid, but as an 'aftertweet', I explained that I was feeling cranky that day.

I added the address of the party as an 'aftertweet'.

by jane the impaler April 19, 2011

after laughtershock

Calling friend who caused laughtershock to inform them of such.

Laughing hours later at Mike's joke, Jay called to inform him of his " after laughtershock"

by Teresa V. June 18, 2011

Aftermath Fan

(noun): bandwagon fan resulting from an unexpected celebrity death.

After Amy Whinehouse died you became an aftermath fan of hers.

by J Weeby August 2, 2011

After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011