Workathon 

A large amount of days spent work (as like a marathon), usually they suck.

Man, last weekend was such a workathon.

Workathon by Gregaliciously Greg October 16, 2008

Workgasm 

the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of work related enthusiasm, usually resulting from stimulation of the mind and thoughts relating to ones profession, occassionally accompanied in the male by ejaculation. Often times, women are able to fake workgasms to further their career.

Dude, when I was talking to my boss about the new Google GDrive, I'm almost certain he had a workgasm because he'd be able to work from any computer anywhere. His pants were saturated!

Workgasm by Michael_Scott January 26, 2009

workplace monkey mind 

Slang term describing the distracted state of mind that can occur at work when you should be focusing on the task at hand but you are only getting sidetracked into other non-workplace thoughts that are much more enjoyable.

Knowing I had a rapidly approaching deadline, I repeatedly attempted to focus myself on the project but a serious case of workplace monkey mind was making this entirely impossible!

workplace monkey mind by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Gutty-works 

Your intestines, stomach and wot not.

'Meh gutty-works are playing up mate.'

'Might ave been that curry we had last night?'

Gutty-works by ShiverShiverton September 25, 2011

mouth worker 

- A colleague that never gets anything done, just talks and talks and talks.

- One who works solely with his/her mouth, just bosses others around.

- Typically in Management, HR, Accounting, and/or Sales and Marketing.

"My colleague is such a mouth worker, all he does it talk sports with our boss all day."

mouth worker by reretartar January 21, 2013

eating workplace shit

An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.

I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.

eating workplace shit by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

cummin up the works 

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something

Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.

cummin up the works by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014