jizz canon

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!

(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.

by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.

Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

Jizz Wrangler

One who attains semen using a lasso

Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"

by Jizz Bitch November 21, 2010

jizz zilla

a guy with an extremely large dick

wow Dakota is a complete jizz zilla

by xP4TCH35xx February 19, 2011

Jizz quality

Observing something or someone of great sexual pleasure. So much, you could imagine it later when pleasuring yourself.

The hot girl over there is "jizz quality"!! Ill be thinking about that later

by supastarstatus March 29, 2013

Jizz Tits

A lovely pair of boobs

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits

by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016

jizz whore

A fucking cum guzzling brown haired girl probably called Lauren

"Lauren is such a jizz whore"

by ILickTheCumOffMyForehead March 14, 2018