whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

Boats

A nickname for a job title that is a called a Boatswain Mate in the US Navy.

Hey Boats you a going to stand watch today down on the pier.

by Ldmnc01 March 19, 2019

yn boat

close-friends or friends you have a strong connection with.

glad to have you on the yn boat twin

by 9trace February 4, 2025

Boat code

If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.

“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”

by Sunshinestateofmind June 4, 2021

platonic (for boat and kil)

sexual relationship

boat and kil are lovers , platonic (for boat and kil)

by soghail February 24, 2024

Gravy Boat

A diaper filled to the edges with liquid poop from an infant who doesn't eat solid foods yet. Gravy boats also apply to diaper wearing adults.

My wife made me change our baby's gravy boat at 2:00 am last night.

by DJdaddy April 24, 2019

Carry the Boat

A difficult decision was made on who would carry the boat to set it in the water; only the greatest friends would help carry the boat. Anyone who refuses to carry the boat must pay the boat tax of being shoved in the water.

Aveziezz, is not willing to carry the boat. She is not a good friend and therefore must pay the boat tax.

by Nightmare_0_3 May 21, 2025