The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
Did you see that guy there?
Yeah he looks like such a Lewis Boatswain.
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