john fisher

This is a school of absolute massive cock boys. Some people call them cunts, nah they just know how to pull milfs. Only alphas go to john fisher.
Girl " OMG there's a john fisher boy"

Girl 2 "Oh really, he's leng i would ask him out if he didn't have a body count of 69"
by Big Boy Reece June 09, 2021
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mary john

weed mixed with crack to make an exellent combo, the mary john
shit man i totally smoked 45 mary johns last night and was toked out of my minddddddddd and woke up with 1 sock and a bonner...
by bob March 23, 2005
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John Cena

A over rated, underachieving white rapper. His charisma is very entertaining, but I've seen more wrestling talent in a retirement home, although to be fair, he has improved in a few of his matches. Known for turning the titles he holds into hidious spinning sideshows, the likes of which were only formally found in cereal packets. Has the ability to produce a total of 6-7 moves in a typical match and his finisher is pathetic. John Cena lost the title to Edge at New Years Revolution, and will probably win it back at the Royal Rumble....because Vince McMahon can't take the hint that when 3/4's of the audience are booing Cena's arse outta the arena, they aren't doing it to be nice.
John Cena: 'THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!'
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'

Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*
by JimmyJimm January 17, 2006
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John McCain

Please refer to RINO and Republicrat.The prime candidate for switching affiliation to the Democrats.
John McCain wastes too much time on caring about how the Gitmo detainees are treated over this nation's safety. What a Republican In Name Only.
by Piranha September 30, 2006
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John Garcia

The husky vocalist of Kyuss. While Josh Homme and Queens of the Stone Age have had the most success after stoner fathers Kyuss split, Garcia is by far the most underrated. His other projects include Unida and Slo Burn, both are hard to get hold of. None of these compare to Kyuss though. Kyuss own.
Someone better release Unida with the master John Garcia's excellent singing
by Albino March 20, 2005
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John McClane

vest: aka tank top t-shirt: aka wife-beater.
Usually seen because McClane gets so beat up throughout the course of the movie any regular shirt he is wearing at the beginning gets too mangled to wear by halfway through the movie.
by Chewiethetbl August 19, 2005
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John Lennon

One of the greatest musicians of all time. He wrote awesome music, I don't care what some people think. Just because you can understand what he's saying...
It is a real shame he was murdered. I feel sorry for the guy that did it. he has a large part of the population hating his guts. His fault, though.
His message still lives on, though. If we all just Gave Peace a Chance (there's a reason thats capitalized), Imagine what we could do.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
John Lennon was a visionary who was viciously murdered because of his beliefs.
by musicfan62 March 16, 2009
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