straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Wanky face

A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel

“Oh it’s the rare wanky face!”

by alexanderthegreatpleb December 7, 2018

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019

Ninja Face

The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.

She keeps using Ninja Face on me to watch that stupid YouTube channel

by PatTheChat June 8, 2019

Chilling Face

Relaxing so hard that you can’t feel your face anymore

After Coachella I was chilling face for over a week to recover

by shake n bake that just happend March 13, 2020

Chill face

To relax so hard that you can’t feel your face

I would go out but I would rather just chill face with my cat

by shake n bake that just happend March 19, 2020

daycare face

When a girl has a face so insanely cute that you just wanna drop your kids off on her face.

Mike- Brooke has such a cute face. I just wanna bust on her face
Ryan- she does have a daycare face

by Hockey88 May 22, 2020