shit framed

This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.

"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."

by bTreezy February 13, 2007

holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

shit together

To have one's shit together is to be cognizant, organized, and to have a clear plan. It is the opposite of being spaced out although neither necessarily implies drug use.

Why are you always showing up to class late? Get your shit together!

by Kevin T Henerd June 22, 2008

Shit and potatoes

An ethnic slur describing one who is of both Irish and South Asian descent.

Yalid Khasin is a dirty shit and potatoes.

by Herckouskous December 5, 2003

shit talker

People that have no lives, want attention, make up stuff about others to make them seem bad, and judge others:)

Shit talker to a friend: Ew she's so ugly.
Friend: I know, ew.

by <<3 May 15, 2006

shit pipe

Referring to the anus, or "butt hole"

He was tired of the pussy, so he fucked her up the "shit pipe".

by Scott Friedman June 11, 2006

sack of shit

useless item/person. No help to an situation.

Walsh you sack of shit you broke it.

by Kingdong August 30, 2006