Thoughts and prayers 

When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"

Thoughts and prayers by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020

prayer 

A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.

prayer by iplant September 27, 2005

played the fool 

to be played the fool; to be patronised, deceived, conned or taken advantage of. to be treated like an idiot.

Johnny told his teacher the dog ate his homework and he couldn't sleep.

the teacher said Johnny could have the day off school. the teacher had been played the fool

played the fool by los peelos November 5, 2013

teenage playground 

A playground, typically in an elementary school or park, used by kiddies during the day, but after hours becomes the perfect place for sex, drugs, drinking, and debauchery. Is most often used by teens in the summer, when they can't go home cause their families are there, but don't feel like fucking in the car. Also can be loads of fun to play on when drunk/high/bored. (Also, parking cars in the parking lot is very common with the park, the school, and the church parking lot)

I've only ever been back to my old elementary school to get high... We were there the other day at sunset and there was still a bunch of kiddies around, then the sun went down and WHAM! Teenage playground.

Last Halloween was just and excuse for me and brandon to mess around on the playground in the park. There was kids like 50 feet away though.. I was worried my neighbors would see me. Yikes! Not the best teenage playground, although I found some beers and smokes in the BBQ pit once. Party on AG!

Colin and I christened the seesaw at Rincon Park. There's always someone smoking/drinking/longboarding there. I hear gay patrick gave some guy head in the bathroom. It's a major teenage playground.

Hitting Playgrounds before we fool around has become a major tradition with me and michael, then we go back to the car. We're really into the teenage playground. It's cute.

teenage playground by stonasarah March 2, 2009

playerism 

1. The distinctive quality or characteristic of being a player.
2. The doctrine, theory, principle or belief of being a player.

1. Charles was in rare form, his playerism was at it's peak form at the club the other evening.
2. Playerism is a state of mind, an identity or a way of life.

playerism by Woody G. December 15, 2008

Hockey players 

Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.

Those hockey players are good in bed.

Hockey players by Ebor13 May 9, 2010

Vulcan Prayer 

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.

I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink

Vulcan Prayer by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010