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Scouse eyebrow

When the eyebrows are very heavily drawn in with a black eye pencil, giving the appearance of two small furry animals crawling across the forehead.
Favoured by Scouse WAGS and wannabes.
Scouse eyebrows are typically sported by Star Trek's Dr.Spock, Fisher Price Weeble dolls , and of course the cast of Desperate Scousewives.
Scouse eyebrow by arancinibaby December 16, 2011
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Specifically having to do with the seemingly caterpillaresque collections of facial hair that reside atop one's whites which contain an iris which contain a pupil, which all is inside a socket, which is most commonly part of a face, which also contains some sort of food inhaling mechanism and/or nasal instrument used for sniffing people you want to get to know better, and expelling mucus and other matter. Without eyebrows life would be meaningless and there really wouldn't be reason to continue living once you knew and lost the presence of them in your existence.
Tina: Wow your eyebrows are foxy
Eyebrowless Individual: What's that supposed to mean?

unprotected eye sex

the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.
I hope I don't get pink eye after having unprotected eye sex with that guy.

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

Wisdom Eye 

A mysterious formation in the human eye which causes one to see and speak to God and increase wisdom
Ex. 1: You think you're so smart with your Wisdom Eye! I don't care if you can talk to God and that you predicted the oil spill!

Ex. 2: You need to get that checked out...
Wisdom Eye by Alsaucy July 29, 2010

petting the one eyed snake 

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.
Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.