TheElephantSquasher74's definitions

eyebrow

Specifically having to do with the seemingly caterpillaresque collections of facial hair that reside atop one's whites which contain an iris which contain a pupil, which all is inside a socket, which is most commonly part of a face, which also contains some sort of food inhaling mechanism and/or nasal instrument used for sniffing people you want to get to know better, and expelling mucus and other matter. Without eyebrows life would be meaningless and there really wouldn't be reason to continue living once you knew and lost the presence of them in your existence.

Tina: Wow your eyebrows are foxy
Eyebrowless Individual: What's that supposed to mean?

by TheElephantSquasher74 March 6, 2013