Main character

Clearly me real life just feels like a show and I’m the main character and there has been proof like ppl arguing over who’s role someone is (which is background) sentence below 👇

Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character

Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)

Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters

by JDMF January 12, 2024

Maiku

A short poem written to a lover.

Did you read the Maiku he just wrote me. It got me so wet.

by PoolSweep January 22, 2024

Main Shear

Someone who just lost 9 pounds and has a bunch of cross eyeds in his family tree

Main shear just ate a corn dog in front of me

by Main Shear 2 January 24, 2024

Main Character

Someone who isn't Tony.

Tony is not Main Character

by aidanology consumer February 4, 2024

main bird

Hockey slang for girlfriend

Bro: bro, check out those puck bunnies, A1 ay?
Bro: nah bro I already got a main bird

by Go wilds November 14, 2023

Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg

One Magnus Carlsen, please.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023