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Brush your hair with a house centipede 

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up
"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

swisha house 

With Dj Michael 5000 watts choppin,flippin,and screwin the sh** up if michael watts didnt do it then it aint reall screw just some bootleg sh**.
i Always got that screwed shit in my cd changer lil flip
swisha house by Daniel Wright February 4, 2004

Spic House 

Where one purchases WEED.
"Yo run up in the spic house and grab that elbow of trees, SuNN..."
Spic House by ready2ruck March 10, 2003

Buck House

An establishment one solicits in order to "buck", which is a San Francisco term for fucking Asian prostitutes. Buck Houses are plentiful in San Francisco, where for $200 you will get rubbed, tugged, suckled, and eventually perform stinkfish penetration.

The women at buck houses are generally Vietnamese indentured slave servants who are permanently confined to the buck houses they work at. As they endure their 23rd buck of the day (which is you), they will stare at the ceiling with lifeless eyes muttering "ohh fuk me babyy... yea yea so good u superman u hurry up and cum now baby" while you heave, ho, grunt, and pummel their red swollen vagina which is doused in numbing cream to allow their stinkfishes to endure endless sex.

A man known as the "Buckmaster" of SF, initialed GB, is one of the most notorious buckers in San Francisco and is rumored to have slept with over 400 of these Asian prostitutes. Besides the mere number of his buckings he has engaged in, his name truly comes for his depraved love of performing cunnilingus on their rotten beaten vaginas.
"I want to buck, buck, buck!! I love to buck, buck buck!" - A traditional song and dance originated from the Buck Master himself to pump himself up before a good buck. The dance involves lifting one leg in the air and performing humping motions.

"Oh man, after seeing all that sweet tang on the streets today, I must Buck. GB, take me to Jones St. lets hit the buck house"

The waffle house has found its new host

A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."
Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."

Robbins House 

One of the four female dorms at Milton Academy- a prestigious prep school in Massachusetts. With a maximum occupancy of 40 girls, Robbins is home to a combination of freshman, sophomore, junior and senior boarding girls. It is the sister dorm of the best boys dorm- Forbes House, and is by virtue of location, structure, and occupants, the best girls dorm at Milton. Since its founding as a girls dorm a few decades ago, it has developed a school-wide reputation for being the 'hot dorm' or the 'popular dorm'. Robbins girls, as they are called, do indeed live up to this reputation because year after year they represent some of the most good-looking girls at school. There is a certain kind of connotation when you refer to a girl as being a Robbins girl. Both boarder and day student boys love the Robbins girls and thus being able to sit on one of the benches on the Robbins porch is considered a rite of passage. Not surprisingly, the other three female dorms at Milton Academy (Centre, Hallowell, and Goodwin) are not big fans of Robbins girls, and there is a jealous rivalry between the four.

Although all boarders at Milton Academy have pride for their respective dorms, Robbins girls have the most dorm pride. This can be attributed to the fact that Robbins has more traditions and more unity within the girls than any other dorm. The girls may be attractive and hot, but that does not translate into them being bitchy and catty girls. In fact, they are known to be the most sister-like dorm at school and have a tendency to loyally stand by each other. However, this pride and unity gives off the impression that they are clique-y, and this is another reason why Robbins House is notorious among other girls dorms at Milton Academy.

If you were to go to a party on the weekend, the only boarder girls that would be there, would probably be Robbins seniors and juniors. They are well-connected among the school and are even sometimes friends with the DSGs. That is not to say ofcourse that they are like the DSGs, because their loyalties definitely lie in the dorm above eveything else.
Boy 1 : (excitedly) "Guess where I was last night!!"
Boy 2 : "Where?"
Boy 1 : "The Robbins House porch!"
Boy 2 : "You lucky son-of-a-bitch!"