Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

by QueerBait6969420 January 03, 2017

steady hand

Steady hand refers to a southern man that can hold his camera or gun with one hand and not drop it into the jacuzzi or whatever. no this isnt a scientific definition. it just means he has reliable hands and isn't trigger crazy either, he'll hold his fire until the right moment # steadyhand #cowboy #gun #pistol #trigger

Jeez, that cowboy over there sure does have a steady hand. He hasn't misfired once!

by randomly random September 11, 2017

hand sauce

male ejaculate; semen

Can also be used as a verb

"Yo dawg, sorry I couldn't text you back, I was making hand sauce."

"We were playin' Rocket League the other night and were just hand saucing the fuck out of those nerds."

by Shrekkin' Nerds July 25, 2015

pimp hand

to take control of a sales or business situation.

i got the asking price because i kept my pimp hand strong.

by vic digacomo November 24, 2005

Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

by hermes April 19, 2003

hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."

by Ben June 16, 2006

Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010