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long bottom crotch 

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
long bottom crotch by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
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hand-over-crotch 

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.
Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break
hand-over-crotch by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.
My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.
crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Croncho Broncho 

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.
Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

Cotch 'n' Coffee 

It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.
Circumstance 1:

Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?

Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit

Dave: See you in a bit then

Circumstance 2:

Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?

Alex: Yeah man starbucks?

Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.
Cotch 'n' Coffee by jkbjk February 11, 2017
It's crunch, but better.
When I bit into the taco i heard a cronch
Cronch by Polarbeareo September 18, 2017

Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.
Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?
Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014