anal fisher 

When taking a massive shit, your rectum splits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to come out?? Think about it and be careful...

"Damn foo I got an anal fisher the other day and i ahd to get a bunch of stitched to sew up my gooch"

anal fisher by LaRon May 18, 2006

anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

anal beads by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Anal Bleaching 

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

Anal Bleaching by Dinkky September 9, 2010

anal woody 

When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.

Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.

anal woody by T May 25, 2004

anal explosive 

The opposite of anal retentive - disorganized, messy, unsystematic.

It's hard to understand how the relationship could work, given the level to which Chris is anal retentive and the level to which Amy is anal explosive.

anal explosive by Bob Shmendara April 22, 2006

Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.

I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.

Anal Beads by Adrian October 15, 2003

Anal Fireball 

The act of inserting hot sauce into one's girlfriend's anus promptly before engaging in anal sex with her, which is subsequently followed by her taking a dump on your chest.

Hey Derek! I heard your sister gave you the biggest anal fireball ever last night!

Anal Fireball by samuel64 June 27, 2009