Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017

peasant hands

a brittle, bony, cold, scrawny, lifeless, sweaty hand

"Get your peasant hand away from my FACE!!!"

"I would let him touch my vagina but his peasant hands deterred me away"

"Brad has peasant hands"

"He has a bad case of peasant hands"

by Big_N'_Tasty May 21, 2010

hand sauce

male ejaculate; semen

Can also be used as a verb

"Yo dawg, sorry I couldn't text you back, I was making hand sauce."

"We were playin' Rocket League the other night and were just hand saucing the fuck out of those nerds."

by Shrekkin' Nerds August 21, 2015

pimp hand

to take control of a sales or business situation.

i got the asking price because i kept my pimp hand strong.

by vic digacomo December 28, 2005

Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

by hermes April 19, 2003

hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."

by Ben June 18, 2006

Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010