FEMA Water 

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

FEMA Water by TxFeatFan November 5, 2008

Jimmy Water 

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

Jimmy Water by Kelltech November 28, 2016

free water 

Slang from jersey meaning anything you want pertaining to being the best

Man1- Just dropped this track

Man2- For free?

Man1- Free water

free water by Freemitherfuckinwater February 23, 2018

Stan the Water Man 

The hero Los Santos needs.

Stan the Water Man here to get you wet!

Stan the Water Man by Karasued April 7, 2019

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

Oil floats on Water by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

dog water 

a term used by fortnite kids to describe someone that’s trash at the game

he just missed all his shots he’s so dog water

dog water by neygan December 27, 2020

Piss Water 

Cheap beer that contains very little alcohol. In the 70s 3.2 beer had this title, but since the national 21 year old drinkiing age it has been difficult to obtain. Now piss water is usually shitty beers like nattie ice and busch. Stupid college kids drink these beers. Don't be those kids.

Man, this piss water sucks. I've been to teh pisser 5 times and I'm not even buzzed yet.

Piss Water by Billy The Impaler December 14, 2004