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the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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Own Man

Not a follower, someone who is able to act on his own behalf, without fear of someone not liking
James use to be his own man, now he just dick rides Shawn and agrees with everything he says. It's like he's scared to defend himself whenever Shawn calls him a bitchh hahha
by original April 30, 2015
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Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.
Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!
by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017
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Spezia man

A 36 year old (as of 05 Feb 2021) Juventus player in the Serie A Italian national league who has the ability to score against low ranked or relegation zone teams for the purpose of statpadding.
Spezia man was once bragging:

I buy pasta, I eat pizza
I score goals versus Spezia
by cracker_22jack March 27, 2021
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Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.
Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.
Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"
by Lostathome June 19, 2014
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Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.
by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019
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