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A measurement of how lucky/fluky one is
'How Hassan, that shot was so jammy!'
'Well, I am known for my jammyness!'
Jammyness by RJenkz June 23, 2013

Jimmy Handjob 

The act of masturbating to comical movies
Last night I caught my roommate pulling a Jimmy Handjob to Animal House.
Jimmy Handjob by Mcfizzletodetizzle November 10, 2013

jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
jammy croissant by Aj2905 September 1, 2014

jammy wanker 

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.
Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker
jammy wanker by russell gunther November 25, 2014

Jimmy Carter 

A mixed drink- vodka, grapefruit with a splash of soda
Greyhound with a splash of soda is a Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter by KillyJ February 28, 2015

jimmy goat 

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.
"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."
jimmy goat by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015